If lighting a lady’s cigarette used to be the way you met chicks but now that there’s no smoking in public places you’re at a loss, cheer up. When you start up your smokeless cigarette and that little LED light comes on when you inhale, there will be no shortage of conversation coming your way. All attention will focus on you and your awesome little toy… Your smokeless cigarette.
Break The Ice Without Breaking The Rules
“I’m sorry sir there’s no smoking in here.” Imagine their surprise when you respond “Good, I can’t stand the smell of smoke” as you exhale the vaporized water from your smokeless cigarette. All heads will turn and you’ll be answering questions and meeting new people before you know it. You no longer have to light anyone’s cigarette, or smell like one. When you tell people that these wonderful little creations have 99% fewer carcinogens than regular cigarettes, come in different levels of nicotine and flavors such as coffee, cherry, menthol and even plain old tobacco you will be more interesting than anyone they’ve spoken to all night. It tastes, feels and looks just like you’re smoking a regular cigarette… But you’re not. The smoke free environment that everyone seems to crave remains smoke free; while you enjoy your smokeless cigarette. Everybody wins.
Buy The Lady A Drink Instead
Since you won’t be lighting her cigarette why not simply buy the lady drink. You’ll have more money now that you’re not smoking real cigarettes because smokeless cigarettes are huge money savers. How much money could you save annually by switching from real cigarettes with cancer causing tobacco to smokeless, harmless, perfectly legal electric cigarettes? Some smokers have reported an annual savings in excess of $2640. You might actually be able to buy the lady dinner instead of just a drink. Best of all, according to the
FDA smokeless cigarettes are safe and effective.
Best of all, when you close in for that goodnight kiss you won’t smell or taste like an ash tray.
